My “anti-bucket list,” or the things I never want to do or experience, is a lot longer than the things I would like to accomplish before I die. I’ll separate them into groups, highlighting a few examples of each.
Books I Never Want To Read:
Twilight and all of its sequels
50 Shades of Gray
Any of those “Left Behind” books that deal with the rapture and other similar themes
Places I Never Want To Go:
Philadelphia, Mississippi
Anywhere in the Middle East
People I Never Want To Meet:
Nearly anyone who is currently a sitting member of Congress, as they’re all shitheads
Justin Bieber (I’d be too tempted to kick him in his barely-descended testicles)
Kim Kardashian, as well as any other person who is famous for being born to famous people or who is famous for having a sex tape
Taylor Swift
Sarah Palin
Things I Never Want To Do:
Go skydiving
Get on an airplane in general
Get drunk, or really, drink alcohol in any quantity (I detest the stuff)
Try any currently illegal drug
Sing karaoke
Have a one-night stand
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I know I sound like an incredible bore, and more to the point, like I’m missing out on a lot of “fun,” but I don’t really think I am. I can honestly say if I died tomorrow without having done or experienced any of those things, I won’t feel like I’ve missed out on anything or somehow lived an unfulfilled life.
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