Just call me Ms. Goody Two-Shoes.

I don’t have any vices.  I don’t drink, I don’t smoke cigarettes, I don’t smoke pot, I don’t do any other kind of illegal drug, I don’t take pills, and I’m loathe to take even aspirin unless I really, really need it…like after I had major abdominal surgery.  I was given narcotic pain killers in the hospital, but that’s because I was in major fucking excruciating pain, and I’m not an idiot.  I don’t gamble, I don’t do one-night stands, I don’t even enjoy watching porn, preferring the written stuff to anything visual.  My brain can fill in the blanks better than some two-bit director can.

I know this makes me sound incredibly boring and dull, which I freely admit to being.  I’ve never had a desire to drink or smoke or get high or do any of that other stuff, which made me feel really, really weird when I was a teenager/young adult and everyone else was doing it, but now that I’m 34, I’m grateful for it.  I don’t think I’ve missed anything.



One comment

  1. Marigold blooms... · August 30, 2016

    I’ve found my twin! 😉👍🏻. I can relate to that. Think it’s the INFJ in me. Nice post.


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