Two left feet.

I am not coordinated.  At all.  When I was learning to drive, my family had a car with a stick shift, and I had the most difficult time learning how to work the clutch on top of remembering which pedal was the gas, and which was the brake.  I’m also really bad at dancing, because I have the short-term memory of a goldfish and will forget 10 minutes after you show me what to do.  I have been known my my time to trip over my own feet when there’s nothing in the room or on the floor.  There’s nothing physically wrong with me, I’m not suffering from any motor neuron disease or infirmity, I’m just really goddamn clumsy.  It’s why past 8th grade, I didn’t participate in sports in school.  The last thing I wanted to do in high school was embarrass myself in front of my friends and family.

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