If you’d have told me 10 years ago that the pompous, orange asshole hosting The Apprentice was going to one day occupy the White House (I use occupy because I feel our country has been taken hostage.), I’d have laughed in your face and called you a complete nut job. I’m still not entirely sure how that happened, aside from 62 million people suddenly suffering profound head trauma, all at the same time. Oh, and to the 92 million Americans that didn’t vote, thanks a lot a lot, assholes. Thanks a whole hell of a lot. It’s not like you have to live here and suffer the consequences, right? Oh wait, you do, only you’re selfish fucks who don’t give a shit. Got it.