I HATE mosquitoes. I hate them with a passion on the same level as how much I hate Donald Trump. I spend a lot of time outdoors in the summer, either walking 4.5 miles a day or mowing the front/back lawns, so I get bit a lot. I don’t know what purpose mosquitoes serve. Caterpillars turn into butterflies, and butterflies are beautiful. Bumblebees and honeybees pollinate the flowers, and in the case of honeybees, make honey. Ladybugs are pretty. Fireflies are pretty. What the hell do mosquitoes do?! Breed disease is about all I can think of. Malaria, yellow fever, dengue fever, Zika…they all come from mosquitoes. Ants are annoying, but unless they’re fire ants, they aren’t going to bite you. Flies are annoying, but again, unless they bite you, they’re harmless. I think before Jimmy Carter dies, he must eradicate mosquitoes like he did the guinea worm. He’d deserve a place on Mt. Rushmore if he manages to pull that off.