Twitter

In case you’d like to follow me on Twitter, as I’m always looking for more people to kiss my ass and tell me I’m wonderful, here’s an example of the wit you can expect to find there:

I've got so many mosquito bites on my legs, you'd think I had the damn measles. *itches, scratches legs AGAIN*

— βετh (@feverspell) August 7, 2014

Takes your breath away, doesn’t it?  Trust me, there’s 23,000 more where that came from, so put on your boots and wade in.